And Courtney came limping on the [Marilyn Manson tour bus] because apparently the night before she had fallen and hurt her leg. She saw a girl sitting there and immediately started telling her, “You don’t need to be on this bus. You should get a keyboard and start your own band. Then these guys’ll be on your bus.”

Then she looked at us and asked, “You got any donuts?”

-Taken from the Marilyn Manson’s autobiography, The Long Road Out Of Hell